Thursday, April 22, 2010

Wierd Things Parents Say...

Here are a few things I've actually said in the last week or so...

  • Don't lick the wall!
  • Don't chew on the shoe!
  • No, you may not play with the razor blade.
  • Get your hand out of your pants!
  • Your underwear is on backwards.
  • Stop running in circles!
  • I just bought you 10 pairs of socks. Where did they all go?!

What are some goofy things you never imagined yourself saying?

1 comment:

Lisa said...

Haha! Well, I say weird things to our animals. The most recent was, "Dewey, get your head out of Charlie's crotch! He doesn't like it!"