- Don't lick the wall!
- Don't chew on the shoe!
- No, you may not play with the razor blade.
- Get your hand out of your pants!
- Your underwear is on backwards.
- Stop running in circles!
- I just bought you 10 pairs of socks. Where did they all go?!
What are some goofy things you never imagined yourself saying?
1 comment:
Haha! Well, I say weird things to our animals. The most recent was, "Dewey, get your head out of Charlie's crotch! He doesn't like it!"
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