Well, after having been asked several times what I want for my birthday, I have come up with the following list:
- I want to go potty BY MYSELF.
- I want to take a shower without someone under 3 feet tall staring at me or hearing a screaming match erupt from the other room.
- And would it be too much to ask to get just one birthday card in my mailbox? I appreciate the phone calls and eCards, but there's something special about a handwritten note, even if the handwriting is just someone's name. What has happened to the art of note/letter writing? Okay, okay - another rant for another day.
Okay, I'm done with my wish list. Off to take a shower with audience, then to Costco. Have a great day!